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would you enjoy watching ups ice skate?
yes 67%  67%  [ 10 ]
no 33%  33%  [ 5 ]
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:36 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:38 am 
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well sure
i like ups
i like ice skating
it's a no brainer tbh


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:41 am 
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Yes

Can I pick the figure skating costume


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Pish yes please


I'm gonna vote no because that would be very confusing for me

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:43 am 
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FTR i would be more comfortable if ups chose the skating gear she wore

this isn't Halloween, pish


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:47 am 
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Meh


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I’d rather watch crack drop a Tripp’s sow cow


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I wanna make a joke about pish owning the Cutting Edge on laserdisc but since she is a millennial it doesn’t work

At least she’ll have 2 things to google tonight


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I’d rather watch crack drop a Tripp’s sow cow


you and me both brother


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:48 am 
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TOE PICK!


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luvsphishes wrote:
TOW PICK!



YES!!!!


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luvsphishes wrote:
TOE PICK!


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bluegrasshole wrote:
luvsphishes wrote:
TOW PICK!



YES!!!!

I’m not a fucking heathen


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crackmc wrote:
FTR i would be more comfortable if ups chose the skating gear she wore

this isn't Halloween, pish

Oh.
So this “gear”
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Or this “costume”
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Uhhhhh


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I would never wear flyers gear so....

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pishsucks wrote:
crackmc wrote:
FTR i would be more comfortable if ups chose the skating gear she wore

this isn't Halloween, pish

Oh.
So this “gear”
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Or this “costume”
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well this really killed the thread :roll:


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Love these weird e poon threads


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In for ups epoon.


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In for ups epoon.

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upsilamba wrote:
I would never wear flyers gear so....


hell yeah


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:27 am 
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Pish wins so many points with me in this thread.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:12 pm 
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two no votes
whoever you are, you're dead to me

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:48 pm 
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I'd rather ice skate WITH upsi, but that's not an option I would absolutely like to watch her ice skate


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Actually I'd rather roller skate with upsi that ice skate with her, but I'm guessing that's irrelevant to this thread.


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I went roller skating (well, I opted for inline skates) last Saturday!
Some rando guy had a trunk full of disco clothes so my friend and I grabbed sequin jackets to roll around in

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upsilamba wrote:
two no votes
whoever you are, you're dead to me

Haters gonna hate


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upsilamba wrote:
I went roller skating (well, I opted for inline skates) last Saturday!
Some rando guy had a trunk full of disco clothes so my friend and I grabbed sequin jackets to roll around in


Pics or it didn't happen...


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JIMMYWILSON69 wrote:
upsilamba wrote:
I went roller skating (well, I opted for inline skates) last Saturday!
Some rando guy had a trunk full of disco clothes so my friend and I grabbed sequin jackets to roll around in


Pics or it didn't happen...



I took one crappy pic while taking a "holy fuck I have a blister"/"fuck, my ass hurts from wiping out from xc skiing" rest. I generally don't take pics when I'm doing activities

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I did NOT get a cool disco jacket pic. The disco guy came and talked to us and tried to make us wear hats (uh, public hats, no), and then tried take pics even though we said 'no thanks' so we threw on the blazers and rolled the fuck away asap

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The rink was called "Jewel's Skate Country" and was also an RV park and ran a school bus service! Amazing Iowa!

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Thumbs up!

We need a thumbs up emoji


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gr8fuldan wrote:
upsilamba wrote:
two no votes
whoever you are, you're dead to me

Haters gonna hate


they don't know what they're missing
i roll into things because i don't know how to stop and sometimes get stuck going in circles
hilarity ensues

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Basically fuckem if they can't take a joke


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upsilamba wrote:
I would never wear flyers gear so....

You have never said anything sexier in the history of our friendship.

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i played 10 years of (mostly) C-league hockey
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i'm pretty sure ups can skate circles around me
it would be an honor to have her check me into the boards on the red line


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crackmc wrote:
i played 10 years of (mostly) C-league hockey
in California
i'm pretty sure ups can skate circles around me
it would be an honor to have her check me into the boards on the red line

from the sounds of it
it seems like she would literally skate circles around you


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i would glide slowly into crack
and he can catch me

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geeeerrrrrrrrrrl, imma put you in the hospital

no seriously being on the ice with me is dangerous and could result in serious injury


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Sounds fun! I need to get on with meeting my 2018 deductible!

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crackmc wrote:
geeeerrrrrrrrrrl, imma put you in the hospital

no seriously being on the ice with me is dangerous and could result in serious injury

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crackmc wrote:
geeeerrrrrrrrrrl, imma put you in the hospital

no seriously being on the ice with me is dangerous and could result in serious injury

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