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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:03 pm 
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Through my house?

Anyone want to place a bet?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:09 pm 
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a) Odds are 3-1 against you.
b) No. I don't like the odds.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm 
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Yeah I’m fucked. I’ve been puked and pooed on more times than I can count in the last 48 hours.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:16 pm 
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Sucks. Been there.

The worst is when everybody starts to feel better and you think you somehow avoided it and then it hits you two or three days later.

Good luck.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:18 pm 
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I’m feeling pretty queasy. Might be coming. I’m starving though so I’m just picked up a large spaghetti and meatballs from the bar and slammed a beer. Should be fine.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:19 pm 
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perfect mixture for colorful projectile vomiting


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:21 pm 
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We are a family of 4

2 got it 2 did not.

So far......

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:34 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:37 pm 
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California French style salad dressing is just ketchup and sugar right?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:53 pm 
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I told you what you should do..... I'm sure you won't though


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:18 pm 
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Boof cinnamon. Got it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:24 pm 
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you're not going to be able to boof anything in about 24-36 hours


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:08 am 
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My whole family had it for the majority of our week long vacation. It was hell. I cinnamoned and it was too late to stay totally safe, but I really think it helped. I could have been so much worse. Z took a beating.

Good luck, trout.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:13 am 
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browntrout wrote:
Yeah I’m fucked. I’ve been puked and pooed on more times than I can count in the last 48 hours.

really embracing your ggg side
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:29 am 
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And so it begins.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:41 am 
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I was the only person in the house to get it on the day after Christmas, but we quarantined me fairly hard.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:42 am 
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Pretty hard to quarantine a 1 year old who is shitting and throwing up everywhere. At one point he puked onto my face when I was holding him.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:12 pm 
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Well I survived. 8 solid hours of puking.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:12 pm 
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browntrout wrote:
Pretty hard to quarantine a 1 year old who is shitting and throwing up everywhere. At one point he puked onto my face when I was holding him.


Lol. Prob a little better looking after that and that’s sucks. Sorry man kids are Trouble


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm 
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Location: game, blouses. :(
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:36 pm 
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If only I had boofed raw cinnamon.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:48 pm 
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browntrout wrote:
Pretty hard to quarantine a 1 year old who is shitting and throwing up everywhere. At one point he puked onto my face when I was holding him.
I imagine. If my 2 year old had gotten it first, it would have been a different story.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:55 pm 
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If only I had boofed raw cinnamon.


Can you still bump a line of cinnamon for the sake of the boad?


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Glad you survived... I hate puking


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:09 pm 
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My son just puked

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Vibes...


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:46 am 
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I don’t get why this is fucking everywhere all of a sudden.


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Definitely Obama’s fault.

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This is the most amazing, amazing flu season of all time.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:36 am 
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Stomach Flu and Influenza are different. I had the stomach flu on the Day after Christmas, then we all got colds. As the colds started to go away, we received word of a positive flu case in Miles' daycare class. Then Miles started running a fever. The doctor said it was strep! I've never been so happy for a strep diagnosis in my life. He gets it about 4 times a year. I don't like the odds for his tonsils.


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I've been projectile vomiting for 2 days. It's just lovely


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:40 am 
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I've been projectile vomiting for 2 days. It's just lovely


Jesus dude. Sorry to hear that. Hope you dry up today.

I’m sure you are just drained of energy.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:41 am 
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phillyproud wrote:
This is the most amazing, amazing flu season of all time.


It has been absolutely brutal. I haven’t been sick in years and 2 big illnesses like this back to back have just wrecked me. I went to bed at like 7:30 last night.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:59 pm 
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I tell you one thing. My pee was like glue this morning even after drinking water and Gatorade all day and I am all stopped up when it comes to pooping. Been trying to poo all day and just blowing farts instead.

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Bad immune systems in your family. We never get sick.


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