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Because I want to be.


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Because I can't find somebody I like and trust that will put up with my shit.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:12 pm 
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Your mom doesn't want to be tied down

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:12 pm 
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Well, not in the literal sense. She actually loves to be tied down

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:14 pm 
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I have been divorced twice.
Haven't found someone that is like minded, I love and I want to go the long haul with.

May remain single the rest of my life....and I'm ok with that.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:16 pm 
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because dating sucks


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:20 pm 
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^ truth

Plus I'm way too picky.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:28 pm 
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Because I’m an asshole apparently


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:29 pm 
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too transient the past 7 yrs due to lay offs, finishing a bachelors degree, and overall struggle to find solid employment
2010 - current:
athens ga > charlotte nc
charlotte nc > columbus ohio
columbus oh > charlotte nc
charlotte nc > columbus ohio
columbus oh > charlotte nc
charlotte nc > ???? in the next few months


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:59 pm 
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men find me scary

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:00 pm 
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men fear me


FYP

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:01 pm 
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They are stupid and they are intimidated by you


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:01 pm 
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RageSide wrote:
too transient the past 7 yrs due to lay offs, finishing a bachelors degree, and overall struggle to find solid employment
2010 - current:
athens ga > charlotte nc
charlotte nc > columbus ohio
columbus oh > charlotte nc
charlotte nc > columbus ohio
columbus oh > charlotte nc
charlotte nc > ???? in the next few months

You're leaving charlotte?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:03 pm 
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They are stupid and they are intimidated by you

that must be it
i mean, i got my vagina dentata removed years ago . . .

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:03 pm 
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I don’t know what that is


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:04 pm 
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Pussy teeth


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:04 pm 
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I still have my baby dentata


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 pm 
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Those should have fallen out of your vagina years ago


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 pm 
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It’s fucked


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:06 pm 
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Thank you for laughing I was proud of that one myself


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:07 pm 
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Picky and shy...awful combination


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:09 pm 
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Because I’m an asshole apparently

You're a fucking sweetheart dude. :-)


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:10 pm 
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its hard when the women you run into on a daily basis are 4-5 years younger than you. really easy to seem like a creeper


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:10 pm 
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its hard when the women you run into on a daily basis are 4-5 years younger than you. really easy to seem like a creeper


Age is just a number.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:11 pm 
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easy for you to say lol


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:12 pm 
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I would have loved it if an attractive older student would’ve talk to me


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:12 pm 
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also "age is just a number" is 100% bullshit


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:12 pm 
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milliways wrote:
stukov wrote:
its hard when the women you run into on a daily basis are 4-5 years younger than you. really easy to seem like a creeper


Age is just a number.

Ask R Kelly.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:12 pm 
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because dating sucks

Dating is the fucking worst.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:19 pm 
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especially online dating

good lord


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:32 pm 
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I'm a commitment-phobe who goes after women who are unavailable and/or are not a good fit as long-term options. Whenever there is a real possibility for something lasting I find a way to sabotage myself.

Last four chicks I had something with, two were married/separated, and one was one of my best friend's exes. One was actually a real possibility - super chill, attractive, we get along great, and she's got her shit together. I bailed on her birthday dinner and now she won't talk to me.

eta: plus, dating sucks


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:33 pm 
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Come on, stu. I pulled a 19yo when I went back to school at 27, so you sure as hell can too.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:35 pm 
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i dont want to date a 19 year old


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:36 pm 
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So just fuck her. Why is this so difficult


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:36 pm 
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Them it'll be even easier for you.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:36 pm 
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I'm also 44 and every single chick I've hooked up with in the past four years has been at least 10 years younger than me


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:37 pm 
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Long story short: America's shitty education system.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:38 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:46 pm 
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Because even though im married i have still failed to be brave enough to love vulnerably, therefore keeping me from knowing true trust and thus real intimacy.
Off the top of my head.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:46 pm 
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Because I'm gonna die lonely and ugly and dead.

I ain't exactly fending off starlets with a pointy stick.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:51 pm 
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I'm also 44 and every single chick I've hooked up with in the past four years has been at least 10 years younger than me

Don't worry. You'll have your AARP card before you seal a deal.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:54 pm 
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Probably because I don't put any effort into not being single.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:58 pm 
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Divided_Pie wrote:
I'm also 44 and every single chick I've hooked up with in the past four years has been at least 10 years younger than me

Don't worry. You'll have your AARP card before you seal a deal.

You keep making these jokes but they don't really make sense :?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:01 pm 
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It makes complete sense.

It's a C joke but it's not confusing.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:02 pm 
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step-sister porn also is a factor


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:02 pm 
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but he quoted my post in which I mention 4 chicks I sealed the deal with

whatever, wasn't very funny regardless


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