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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:04 pm 
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thats not the deal he was talking about


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:10 pm 
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stukov wrote:
thats not the deal he was talking about


he said seal "a" deal, implying that I can't get laid at all

if he said "seal the deal with hot bartender" it would have made sense

poorly constructed joke


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:11 pm 
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someone isn't making sense here thats for sure


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:13 pm 
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Tsh is single

Was she banned?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:19 pm 
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mybodyguard wrote:
It makes complete sense.

It's a C joke but it's not confusing.

MBG is right. Poorly constructed post. C material but this kinda explains a lot about you.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:28 pm 
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What does it kinda explain a lot about me?

My point is, if you're going to troll me by joking about something that has been joked about 100 times here, try to put a little more thought and creativity in to it so we can all actually have a laugh. Otherwise it's just tiresome.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:32 pm 
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I had my vagina dentata upgraded to twat tentaculars in my early twenties. Haven't been single since, ladies.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:35 pm 
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Lol what a pussy


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:56 pm 
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Divided_Pie wrote:
What does it kinda explain a lot about me?

My point is, if you're going to troll me by joking about something that has been joked about 100 times here, try to put a little more thought and creativity in to it so we can all actually have a laugh. Otherwise it's just tiresome.

I got you. Sorry man.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:09 pm 
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Because you’re all smart AF. Independence, freedom, being unencumbered...it’s very under rated.


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I"d never want to be a member of any club that would have someone like me for a member !


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:02 am 
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I've been hiding out for the last few months but before that I made a serious effort to meet someone for a couple years. I had some fun times. But I didn't find anyone that was not crazy. I'm comfortable rolling solo for the rest of the ride. It could happen but I'm not making much of an effort. Kinda sad but super simple.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:05 am 
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It will happen when you least expect it. You will find that person when you’re not looking.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:34 am 
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Why not?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:35 am 
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clapX3 wrote:
It will happen when you least expect it. You will find that person when you’re not looking.

aint that the truth


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treefrog wrote:
clapX3 wrote:
It will happen when you least expect it. You will find that person when you’re not looking.

aint that the truth



HIGH FIVE!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:21 pm 
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I legitimately thought the whole "happens when you least expect thing" was a hoax.
It isn't.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:23 pm 
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sortasexy wrote:
I legitimately thought the whole "happens when you least expect thing" was a hoax.
It isn't.

Not even a little bit. It still sounds so cliche to say it, but it really is the truth.

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