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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:19 pm 
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and he just got promoted to sales

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Congratulations to him. Great way to do the bootstraps thing


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why is this funny to you


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It's bizarre is what it is

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i have slept in some very strange places


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He's clearly working harder than rev since he's there 24 7


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:23 pm 
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Have a it, P sure he will get fired

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:37 pm 
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good luck getting that next promotion. dude has set the bar pretty fucking high.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:38 pm 
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Where in the building is he shacking up?

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Pics of his shanty town


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:20 pm 
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I've had three different jobs where co-workers lived in vehicles in the parking lot.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:24 pm 
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i had a job once where the new guy camped in the parking lot, in his RV, for his first 2 weeks of employment. he got teased way too hard for that. he's still with that company. senior sales guy taboot taboot.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:24 pm 
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rev, where the hell do you work

you constantly have stories about weird cowrokers


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:34 pm 
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moose_man9 wrote:
rev, where the hell do you work

you constantly have stories about weird cowrokers


I haven’t even shared all of them lol

My company occupies 22,000 sq ft out of a 650,000 square foot building.

We are the only tenets left. Plenty of places to hide

I always thought about pulling off an indoor grow lol

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Man. The Rev really struggles with the weed acquisition


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i dont think it is funny at all
i think it is sad and depressing


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Man. The Rev really struggles with the weed acquisition


Lol

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I always try to squat at work too, may as well get paid to pinch a loaf I always say


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:45 pm 
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garrison wrote:
i dont think it is funny at all
i think it is sad and depressing


Agreed.

All the poor guy wants is 1/4 oz every few weeks and he can't score.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:46 pm 
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mybodyguard wrote:
garrison wrote:
i dont think it is funny at all
i think it is sad and depressing


Agreed.

All the poor guy wants is 1/4 oz every few weeks and he can't score.


Considering putting his job in jeapordy to score a sack. I can remember the days when he didn't even have a job. You'd think he would too.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:49 pm 
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I remember some guy at google living in box truck for a year and without rent/mortgage he had enough for a down payment on a house after a year.

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nolee wrote:
mybodyguard wrote:
garrison wrote:
i dont think it is funny at all
i think it is sad and depressing


Agreed.

All the poor guy wants is 1/4 oz every few weeks and he can't score.


Considering putting his job in jeapordy to score a sack. I can remember the days when he didn't even have a job. You'd think he would too.



Oh I remember, very fondly

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It was inappropriate to laugh at his situation
I am sorry

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I bet that dude knows where to find a sack-o-budz


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Then I have to offer him a place to live

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:49 am 
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So I guess his wife kicked him out of the house.....

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RDF wrote:
I've had three different jobs where co-workers lived in vehicles in the parking lot.


shocked


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:27 am 
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Anitrak wrote:
I remember some guy at google living in box truck for a year and without rent/mortgage he had enough for a down payment on a house after a year.


This guy? He's still living in the box truck in the parking lot apparently.

His blog is pretty interesting actually.

https://frominsidethebox.com/about


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Are they cooking meals at the office too?


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stt wrote:
I always try to squat at work too, may as well get paid to pinch a loaf I always say


yeah, saw thread title and guessed indoor stealth shitting


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:16 pm 
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Why did his wife give him the boot? Maybe he hooked up with one of your other office characters


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toda wrote:
Why did his wife give him the boot? Maybe he hooked up with one of your other office characters



maybe he got busted picking up paperclips with rev?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:02 pm 
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toda wrote:
Why did his wife give him the boot? Maybe he hooked up with one of your other office characters


Don't know.

He could conceivably cook his meals in the office, we have microwaves a toaster and a toaster oven

Not sure I understand the paperclip reference

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