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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:37 am 
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They found extremely high levels of creatinine. I am in shock and very scared. Calling my doctor on lunch break. Either I am dying of kidney failure or it's all the goddamn protein powder I ingest to supplement my vegetarian diet. :-/


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:38 am 
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Bulking up?


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modfirmed Duds?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:40 am 
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or you tried to mask your piss and they caught you.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:42 am 
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modfirmed Duds?

multiple times
(s)he has confirmed with me via pm as well


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:43 am 
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I'm gonna answer this seriously.

Yes it's probably from your protein powder.

Low creatine levels are a sign of a diluted sample, like when people drink ridiculous amounts of water to try to pass a test.

So they began testing creatine levels to combat that.

So stoners started taking creatine supplements.

So now very high levels also cause suspicion.

You'll probably have to re-test.

Don't get high.


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or you tried to mask your piss and they caught you.


That's what he asked me I said of course not!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:45 am 
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I will absolutely re test but my bigger concern is kidney failure!! Thank you mbg that is interesting info!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:49 am 
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Kidney failure really isn’t a big deal. Most people have two of them


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:49 am 
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Creatinine is in your urine
Creatine is in the powder

If creatine is in your urine it means you have syphillis


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http://phook.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8862&p=293617&hilit=drug+test#p293617

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:50 am 
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Omg what if I am dying :-(


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theswimminghour wrote:
Omg what if I am dying :-(



Deuces


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:51 am 
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Lol eraticator... Just double checked lab it is creatinine... 8.3mg


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:52 am 
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Omg what if I am dying :-(

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The_Universe wrote:
You've been dying since the day you were born, my child.


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treefrog wrote:
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modfirmed Duds?

multiple times
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well that's weird


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:54 am 
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theswimminghour wrote:
Lol eraticator... Just double checked lab it is creatinine... 8.3mg

That rules out syphillis then. You dodged a really shitty bullet.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:56 am 
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theswimminghour wrote:
Omg what if I am dying :-(


i can guarantee 100% that you are


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paperclip wrote:
treefrog wrote:
paperclip wrote:
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multiple times
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well that's weird



Is Duds doing some sort of online social gullibility experiment?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:01 am 
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That's a pretty involved urinalysis. We just used pee sticks in DFCS.


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I am not fucking laveduds! Please stop saying that!


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plank for us duds


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seth green in airborne looking mfer


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seth green in airborne looking mfer



:lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:17 am 
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maybe therapy and medication are in order.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:20 am 
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The plan is to call my primary care doc on my lunch break and no more protein powder effective immediately!!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:20 am 
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hold on... what powder are you taking?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:20 am 
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maki wrote:
maybe therapy and medication are in order.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:21 am 
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Is anyone proud of me for passing the drug test? Wasn't easy to stop so I am super happy about this! Woo the payoff!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:22 am 
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theswimminghour wrote:
Is anyone proud of me for passing the drug test?

no.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:25 am 
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well technically, you didn't pass


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:30 am 
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maki wrote:
maki wrote:
maybe therapy and medication are in order.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:32 am 
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Well. I would definitely recruit you for the co-ed company softball team.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:39 am 
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theswimminghour wrote:
Is anyone proud of me for passing the drug test?


Cmon tish. You don't need our validation for meeting the bare minimum commitment for keeping yourself out of jail.


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Maybe I do! I love validation!


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Maybe I do! I love validation!


You is smart
You is kind
You is important


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:49 am 
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That may be the most self aware thing you've ever posted.


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cpj wrote:
or you tried to mask your piss and they caught you.
this.
U either drank a ton of water and took a creatine supplement or drank a ton of something that caused a low creatine level and you r lying about that detail. Lol.
You r gonna get a follicle test now.


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No namurti you are 100% wrong...


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lol


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:16 pm 
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I heard if you douche with drain cleaner you can pass any drug test.


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theswimminghour wrote:
cpj wrote:
or you tried to mask your piss and they caught you.


That's what he asked me I said of course not!!!


man I wish you had that on video

PO having one of their peeps get shocked and indignant, saying "of course not" when asked if they're taking drugs

bet the dude just let out a massive sigh at that point

or did he *actually* give you one of these

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theswimminghour wrote:
No namurti you are 100% wrong...

Oh. Well then. Guess my record isnt spoiled then. Still 100% wrong 100% of the time.


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Omg what if I am dying :-(


Car insurance and venereal disease rates in your city will go down

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maki wrote:
maki wrote:
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maybe therapy and medication are in order.


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Did you hang your test results on the fridge?


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