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Killesalad last night form the Mediterranean joint. Cabbage, cures, tomatoes


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Wanna go huntin' ?


Lots of Country black folk in the south hunt

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where ill and i are from it’s something white people say


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I'm thinking about checking out that new restaurant that has a bar featuring artisanal cocktails. I hear they have 4 types of bitters.



berks and i did a bitters tatsing at a bar once. it wa scool


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where ill and i are from it’s something white people say


Sorry your black people suck

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Do these make my ass look fat?


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BonnieLee wrote:
barf wrote:
where ill and i are from it’s something white people say


Sorry your black people suck


wisco rednecks suck


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White people are def trying to adopt woke.


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White people are def trying to adopt woke.


Happens all the time. Black people stole the N word from us

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Couldn't even spell it right either.


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blukarma wrote:
I'm thinking about checking out that new restaurant that has a bar featuring artisanal cocktails. I hear they have 4 types of bitters.


Only 4?

Shit. I have more than that at home.


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I say "lampin" now.


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That was a sick China Rider.

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May 77 is sooooo much better than Europe 72


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im not religious, but im spiritual


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I just pulled some essential oil and rubbed some way powerful crystals on my pressure points. I feel like the universe is now woke

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lol.


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"Ummmmm. Are those carrots organic, cage free, and gluten free?"


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Well, he was surprisingly articulate.

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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they dont act black


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He's black but he's not like black black


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Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black


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Need some recs where all the locals go, not all the touristy places!


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"play cheeseburger in Paradise!"


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Coors light, delicious!


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I always tip at least 20%.

Going to swim laps tonight

Sir, I have a loaded pistol and permit in the glovebox. Let me just get it for you. One moment.

Mayo and ranch dressing - please.


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I always tip at least 20%.

Going to swim laps tonight

Sir, I have a loaded pistol and permit in the glovebox. Let me just get it for you. One moment.

Mayo and ranch dressing - please.


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I play 5 rounds a week and my index is down to a 4.2

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Do you have kombucha on tap?


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White Power!


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they dont act black

This is how my least racist sister described her bi-racial boyfriend to me when they first started dating.
Now they have a biracial baby being raised amongst my racist family.


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howdy
I said howdy to this black dude walking down the street the other day and I'm sure he was like: howdy?!? Wtf honky


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3 Alabama Slammers please.

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:54 am 
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Did you see wheel of fortune last night?

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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It's OK, I said it with an a at the end.

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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They can both feed a family of four.

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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There were very fine people on both sides.

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:00 am 
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I was shocked while watching Making A Murderer!

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"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.


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