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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:30 am 
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Covered in wine stains

She’s passed out

I woolited the shit out of those bitches. Looking great.

Thanks work friends


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:45 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:03 am 
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You must be quite a catch.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:06 am 
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yeah not a fan when the mrs. gets white girl wasted w co-workers, specially on a school nite
happens tho
good on u hippie for being the better man and busting out the wool lite or stainstick or whatever u used


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:44 am 
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Wine Away works wonders.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:24 am 
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Work friends. Keep telling yourself that.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:00 am 
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maki wrote:
You must be quite a catch.

Is this a burn? I’m not sure how it applies to my thread


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:02 am 
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Can we see the coat?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:03 am 
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I left for work

It’s long camel colored

Have her a veneer of classiness even when coming home completely blasted


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:03 am 
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hippiephisher wrote:
maki wrote:
You must be quite a catch.

Is this a burn? I’m not sure how it applies to my thread



Doting boyfriend waiting up for gf
Takes care of her when she’s hammered
Cleans her nice new jacket for her
I’m guessing you made her a hangover breakfast

Sounds dreamy


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:05 am 
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Yeah but his post sounded sarcastic

And the use of ‘must be’

Doesn’t quite align


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:05 am 
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Yeah pretty sure it was a burn


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:10 am 
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Kinda rude

Morning to you moose.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:12 am 
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Same to you


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What color is the coat?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:15 am 
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Sounds like a Co dependent alcholic relationship

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:16 am 
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jess wrote:
What color is the coat?


See? We really need pictures of this coat hippie


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:17 am 
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jess wrote:
What color is the coat?

Camel


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:18 am 
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I want a camel wool coat so bad


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:19 am 
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hippiephisher wrote:
jess wrote:
What color is the coat?

Camel


yeesh. she owes you one.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:29 am 
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She’s honestly not a big drinker

She was a very unsafe level of drunk


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:36 am 
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Sounds like she has shitty friends.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:37 am 
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In that case, she's lucky to have you. Waking up to a new coat stained and possibly ruined would only intensify a wine hangover.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:37 am 
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Are you always this bad at accepting compliments


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browntrout wrote:
Sounds like she has shitty friends.

yeah it was a work thing.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:50 am 
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luvsphishes wrote:
I want a camel wool coat so bad


With or without wine stains?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:04 am 
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Hope she Uber'd


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:09 am 
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she took a car but that's still scary as hell. i think she probably fell asleep in there


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:09 am 
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Lies in 3..2..1


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:10 am 
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Crap. Stupid coffee slipped and made me slow


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:10 am 
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lies?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:11 am 
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He meant pies. You are going to come home to a fresh baked pie as a thank you.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:12 am 
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Good on you man. You are a catch. How’s she feeling this morning?

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was she hurt at all?

if not, I'd consider that a success


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:13 am 
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90% sure she was still drunk


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Whew. I have been there. She’s a lucky lady.

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Sick burn, jak.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:57 am 
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maki i was confused by your "you must be"

that phrasing made it sound sarcastic.

if you had just said "you're quite the catch" it would've made more sense.

also i just assume everyone is making fun of me all the time


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:58 am 
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maki wrote:
You must be quite a catch.

I read this as sincere

And agree.

But maki’s a dick so it probably wasn’t meant that way
Fucking maki...


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Solid work dude.
If I got wine on my new camel wool coat I would be devastated.


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maki wrote:
Are you always this bad at accepting compliments

appears that way, just completely ignores my complimentary post and goes straight to assumptions


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:14 am 
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It was a sarcastic barb. Ban maki. Also reported.


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eraticator wrote:
Ban maki.


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might as well call the dude Stranger Things cause he's the king of sarcastic barbs kill me


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