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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:29 am 
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How did I never pay any attention to this thread?


yeah you missed out. There was great shit happening in here


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maki wrote:
How did I never pay any attention to this thread?


Because all the outrage is fake or in jest?

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How did I never pay any attention to this thread?


Because all the outrage is fake or in jest?



Yeah. The only thing melting in this thread is the cheese! Amirite? Eh???

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Haven't read a single page other than this one but I'll tell you what I'm having for lunch today. Heart be damned!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:12 pm 
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This was the best phook thread in recent memory for sure. Awesome job List

Strongly considering a burger for lunch today.


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No fluffernutter is a pretty big miss, imo.


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No fluffernutter is a pretty big miss, imo.

That & the previously mentioned ice cream sandwich are the two glaring omissions in my eyes.


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Good call on ice cream sandwich


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:41 pm 
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Love that the cheeseburger made #1 and I don’t even eat them out.

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the prime rib sandwich didn't need to be there


agreed


This was one of the best threads in a while. Thank you, list!!!!!!

(Totally took a lesson from my business classes here- sandwiched the hard truth between two positives )


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Love that the cheeseburger made #1 and I don’t even eat them out.


So....what do you like to eat out? :smarmy: :eyebrowraise:

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Love that the cheeseburger made #1 and I don’t even eat them out.


So....what do you like to eat out? :smarmy: :eyebrowraise:


someone has been playing in their porn pile... :lol:

I don’t order pistachios or bagel chips...that’s for sure ;) but I do like me some apples and peanut butter.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:27 am 
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Still waiting on the MBG revision I see....

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Relax.

I gotta comb my hamster, organize my beanie baby collection and take my razor scooter around the block first.


You know, adulting?


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Fuck its waaaay harder than I thought, and I'm coming to realize your list is pretty much perfect....


Fixed

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Fuck its waaaay harder than I thought, and I'm coming to realize your list is pretty much perfect....


Fixed



except you've already admitted to a couple of mistakes by omission.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:32 am 
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Hence the pretty much...

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I was laughing at mbg and my six year old daughter walked over, as she wants in on all laughter. I told her she wouldn't think it was funny, but she asked me to divulge anyhow. Told her about the list and she said: That's silly why is he wasting his time making a list of a bunch of sandwiches? :lol:

Wanted to tell you that list.

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You done well, Josie


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I was laughing at mbg and my six year old daughter walked over, as she wants in on all laughter. I told her she wouldn't think it was funny, but she asked me to divulge anyhow. Told her about the list and she said: That's silly why is he wasting his time making a list of a bunch of sandwiches? :lol:

Wanted to tell you that list.


Lol your six year old is wiser than I am.

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Lol your six year old is wiser than all of us.


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I gotta comb my hamster, organize my beanie baby collection and take my razor scooter around the block first.


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40 Pimento Cheese
39 Fried Bologna
38 Meatloaf Sandwich
37 The Gobbler
36 The Salads (Egg/Tuna/Chicken)
35 Caprese
34 Sloppy Joe
33 Falafel
32 The Patty Melt
31 Hoagie/Sub/Grinder
30 Pork Tenderloin
29 The Monte Cristo
28 The Parms
27 The Club
26 Jambon-beurre
25 PB&J
24 Meatball Sub
23 Muffuletta
22 The French Dip
21 Beef on Weck
20 The BLT
19 Fried Chicken
18 Hot Dogs/Sausage and peppers etc.
17 The Reuben
16 The Cuban
15 Porchetta
14 Pastrami
13 The Torta
12 Lobster Roll
11 Grouper Sandwich
10 Breakfast Sandwich
9 Grilled Cheese
8 Italian Beef
7 The Gyro
6 Banh Mi
5 The Po-boy
4 The Italian
3 Pulled Pork
2 The Philly Cheessteak
1 Cheeseburger


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Pastrami at 14....here come the pitchforks!

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had an egg salad sandwich yesterday from the grocery. it was great, i think im gonna make some myself. never made egg salad before.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:05 pm 
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All in all a really solid list though.

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Ok folks, the moment you've been waiting for in this thread: an accurately ranked list!!!


40. Tuna salad
39. Chicken salad
38. Bologna fried or otherwise
37. BLT
36. The Parms
35. Club
34. Porchetta
33. Falafel
32. Meatball Sub
31. Roast Pork (settle down Philly peeps. I'm sure this will rank much higher once I get a chance to eat one. At least I know it deserves a ranking)
30. PB&J*
29. The Gobbler
28. Fish sandwich (includes grouper)
27. Jibarito
26. Hoagie
25. The Primanti
24. Egg Salad
23. Indiana/Iowa Pork Tenderloin
22. Sloppy Joe
21. The French Dip

20. Patty Melt
19. Muffuletta
18. Grilled Cheese
17. The Torta
16. The Cuban
15. Breakfast Sandwich
14. Beef on Weck
13. Monte Cristo
12. Rueben
11. Lobster Roll


10. Encased Meats
9. Doner Kebab (includes gyros as a lesser subspecies)
8. Italian beef
7. Pulled Pork
6. Po Boy


5. Banh Mi
4. Cheesesteak
3. The Italian
2. Pastrami


1. Cheeseburger


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Much more accurate list

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25. The Primanti


doesn't even belong on the list


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I disagree.

That's why I put it on the definitive list.

Your Cleveland inferiority complex shouldn't come into play.


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Jibarito needs to go...a sandwich is bread and protein not fucking plantain and protein.

Voids the whole list.

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Jbslist wrote:
Jibarito needs to go...a sandwich is bread and protein not fucking plantain and protein.

Voids the whole list.


YESSSSSS

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Trust me, it's a sandwich.

Its a shame that your stunted and narrow world view causes you to embarrass yourself on such a regular basis.


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a sandwich list made by a guy who doesnt even know what a sandwich is


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Anyhow enough with the lists...just bump this bitch when you make or enjoy or think about the sandwich....the worlds greatest food, phlog that shit.

No more stock photos bitches...like Kanye said lets git to cookin!

Thanks for a really good time.

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Deciding whether or not I want to hit Primantis today for lunch

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Seems like a pretty easy call...

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I'd have to walk 8 blocks and there's decent free food here.

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if you are going to include the jibarito then you also have to include ice cream sandwiches


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and oreos really


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Adding the Ice Cream Sandwich and Fluffernutter were by far the two worst opinions/suggestions in the whole fucking thread.

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Ok balls

At number 2376 the ice cream sandwich

At number 1788 the Oreo

At number 41 the fluffernutter


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Ok balls

At number 2376 the ice cream sandwich

At number 1788 the Oreo

At number 41 the fluffernutter


That would mean the Fluffernutter is ranked ahead of the Prime Rib Sandwich....Jesus you suck at this.

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You're surprised by this? MBG takes his fluffing seriously

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i’m glad that’s over and now we can focus on the list which i am recognizing my boy gerald’s list as the list

jibarito belongs

list fucked up with the exclusion of encased meats. good to see that category repped in the top 10


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It is ranked higher.

It's far and away the least compelling beef sandwich in the universe.

I'd rather have a Maid Rite loose meat sandwich.


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I disagree.

That's why I put it on the definitive list.

Your Cleveland inferiority complex shouldn't come into play.



there's no reason to add fries to a sandwich other than cost. You get less meat with 15 cents worth of potatoes & people go nuts for them.



41. The Primanti Sandwich


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list fucked up with the exclusion of encased meats.


it's on List's list


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missed it and now that i see it i don’t like how it’s defined on his list or the ranking he gave


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