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Look Doug, I'm as skeptical of tweets as anyone, in fact my disdain for twitter is evident in this thread among others. But calling someone out for an accurate tweet is almost as disingenuous as perpetuating a false one.

Especially when most can be confirmed or debunked in 90 seconds of reading.

You showed your ass, Doug. You really let me down on this one.



The lesson of "The Bot who Cried Wolf" wasn't that there wasn't a wolf. There was. The problem was that the boy lost all his credibility before the wolf actually came and nobody believed him.

Instead of posting everything derogatory about T'rump, take a second to verify if it's credible or not first. Because that reflects on your own credibility. And now you can see why credibility is important - because people won't believe you even if what you are now saying is true.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:19 pm 
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It's a tremendous post.

A master of his craft.


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DD that was amazing.


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DD, if you don't name your memoirs "The Bot Who Cried Wolf" you'd really be missing a golden opportunity.


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I haven't read the whole thread yet, but when I do I hope its been pointed out and established as obvious and true that a woman can say "fuck me" and then for ANY REASON UNDER THE SUN say " don't fuck me ANY MORE NOW, STOP". And that is absolutely her right, and it is correct, and it is RAPE if she is thrusted into even once more. Many courts uphold this as law. All courts need to. And fuckers need to get to accepting it.


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Wow, I had no idea. ThNks for clearing that up for me nams

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I haven't read the whole thread yet, but when I do I hope its been pointed out and established as obvious and true that a woman can say "fuck me" and then for ANY REASON UNDER THE SUN say " don't fuck me ANY MORE NOW, STOP". And that is absolutely her right, and it is correct, and it is RAPE if she is thrusted into even once more. Many courts uphold this as law. All courts need to. And fuckers need to get to accepting it.


they should watch this video


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Wow, I had no idea. ThNks for clearing that up for me nams

No worries pardner. Was hoping it was already said since as you infer, it is obvious.
Well its fucked how things that are obvious to some are mysteries to many others.
Damn why can't 2017 be the future it was supposed to be!?


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I haven't read the whole thread yet, but when I do I hope its been pointed out and established as obvious and true that a woman can say "fuck me" and then for ANY REASON UNDER THE SUN say " don't fuck me ANY MORE NOW, STOP". And that is absolutely her right, and it is correct, and it is RAPE if she is thrusted into even once more. Many courts uphold this as law. All courts need to. And fuckers need to get to accepting it.


Don't say "thrusted into" anymore ok? Just trust me on this one

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what if it's mid-thrust and you have too much momentum to stop the thrust in time?


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Should have thought of that before jackrabbit sex


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what if it's mid-thrust and you have too much momentum to stop the thrust in time?


Unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and a fine from the league office.


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unabated to the QB--a rare and bothersome penalty.


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BonnieLee wrote:
Namurti wrote:
I haven't read the whole thread yet, but when I do I hope its been pointed out and established as obvious and true that a woman can say "fuck me" and then for ANY REASON UNDER THE SUN say " don't fuck me ANY MORE NOW, STOP". And that is absolutely her right, and it is correct, and it is RAPE if she is thrusted into even once more. Many courts uphold this as law. All courts need to. And fuckers need to get to accepting it.


Don't say "thrusted into" anymore ok? Just trust me on this one

You want me to thrust you on this one? Oookay.


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Kinda sucks when someone you like turns out to be a sack of shit.

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Kinda sucks when someone you like turns out to be a sack of shit.


seriously


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dg
those are really stupid
stop


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Whatever. I had some really funny ones coming.


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Whatever. I had some really funny ones coming.

the whole point is the original isn’t funny
why would any other one be funny?


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Nah
They were just stupid


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Whatever. I had some really funny ones coming.


Describe them...

If they are obviously photoshops (like embarrassingly bad) is that lesser evil?

Reminded me about another thread I wanted to start.


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I'm not describing them.

I'll just post the one least likely to trigger anyone and be on my way.

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wow that is just a goddamn riot

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I'm offended, dg
but not in the way you think


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even more awful
you are a very dumb and unfunny person

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Holy shit


lol


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even more awful
you are a very dumb and unfunny person


Lighten up.

Smoke some pot or something.


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I like the Hillary one

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DEADGATOR wrote:
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even more awful
you are a very dumb and unfunny person


Lighten up.

Smoke some pot or something.



Done!

Still not any funnier.

I should probably smoke some more.


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I typed that suggestion regarding jbouque's post - not that those photoshops would get any funnier.

Dude just seems grumpy.


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I enjoy the photoshops.

I also think Al Fraken was the only person to be accused and step forward and accept responsibility.

Seemed like a genuine apology. Obviously, after he was caught apology but an apology none the less.


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I enjoy the photoshops.

I also think Al Fraken was the only person to be accused and step forward and accept responsibility.

Seemed like a genuine apology. Obviously, after he was caught apology but an apology none the less.


Louis CK did too (after denying it for years, however.)


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Louis CK was way sicker and worse than Franken. Like pay millions of dollars worse. An apology was like an opening salvo.


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idk imo groping while the victim sleeps is a lot worse than asking them if you can beat off in front of them


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Of course groping a sleeping person is worse than asking a question.

But when the answer is not explicitly yes and you do it anyway...

Not to mention the semantic argument around whether that picture constitutes a grope at all.

We're gonna need a team of statisticians to create a multidimensional model that will allow us to properly gauge our disgust and anger.


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I'm still having trouble picturing that louis ck hotel room incident

"Hey, can I jerk off in front of yous guys?"

*Screams and laughter*

"Ok taking off my clothes"

*More screams and laughter. Frozen in place laughing and screaming*.

"Ooh yeah this is nice"

*Screams and laughter continue"

"I'm cumming"

*Jizz on stomach*

"We gotta go that was horrifying"


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Same chick on the USO tour. Also guilty?

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lol.

Cmon.


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Can't tell from the picture if she is actually touching his ass or just implying it.


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or a consensual part of a routine or if she is just dancing or or or.


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Guys can not be sexually harassed. Fact.


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Guys can not be sexually harassed. Fact.


Well now I feel like a failure


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i got groped at a show once it wasnt fun


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