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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:50 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:16 pm 
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More like Korean meddling to get us to distrust our Alert systems.


(I have done zero research on this.)


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:18 pm 
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bluegrass hole and I have a mutual friend who is living in hawaii right now and they weren’t that stoked to wake up to that terror


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:24 pm 
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DON’T PANIC

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:57 pm 
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Not quite as good as Jersey under attack.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:00 pm 
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Why do people in Hawaii watch ole miss basketball

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:58 pm 
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This is what people in Hawaii woke up to:

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Holy fucking shit. I can’t even imagine what I’d do. The chaos and confusion must have been terrible. Did they provide directions to the nearest shelter?

Well, Hawaii just went Democrat in the next election.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:06 pm 
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“Wrong button pressed during shift change”

Good lord


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:07 pm 
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Yeah I’m not sure I understand that explanation


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:30 pm 
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pishsucks wrote:
Yeah I’m not sure I understand that explanation


Washington called, told someone to take the fall for this while Homeland Security/DOD/CIA investigate how NoKo was able to compromise our emergency alert systems.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:32 pm 
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What a mess.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:13 pm 
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Guessing this happened at least once today in Hawaii

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He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:43 pm 
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BabyDonkey wrote:
Guessing this happened at least once today in Hawaii

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He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.


Well did he cum or what?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:14 pm 
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Ha!! Thank you.


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jesus christ ibanez there are some things you just don't talk about


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:50 pm 
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Im guessing not. I find it’s hard to finish if no one gets hurt.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:09 pm 
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Took 38 minutes to correct the alert


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Took 38 minutes to correct the alert


If I was in Hawaii today, I’d be getting LOADED tonight.

What’s this about a middle attack?

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Akin to someone accidentally hitting the car alarm button on their keys.

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