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i have had sex with
0 phookers 47%  47%  [ 31 ]
1 phooker 26%  26%  [ 17 ]
2 phookers 9%  9%  [ 6 ]
3 phookers 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
4 phookers 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
5 phookers 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
6 phookers 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
i am a slut god 8%  8%  [ 5 ]
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:06 pm 
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please vote in my poll


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:08 pm 
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Just one.

We didn’t know we were phookers though. We just worked together. Found out later.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:12 pm 
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zero phookers

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:12 pm 
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Describe sexy....
...are you asking if I have had sex with a phooker....flirted with a phooker.....?
Not sure what you are asking.

Never had sex with a phooker.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:13 pm 
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the poll was explicitly asking about sex
but you can describe sexy time with a phooker in detail in this thread too


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:14 pm 
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given the ok of the other phooker
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:15 pm 
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0 phookers.

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voted 0 phookers


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:17 pm 
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One, but he was my college boyfriend. We broke up long before phishhook existed


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:17 pm 
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i actually know that one!


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I almost didn't post, because it is old news, buy I wanted to answer the question.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 pm 
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Sex? I’ve never even met any phookers

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Matildasun wrote:
I almost didn't post, because it is old news, buy I wanted to answer the question.

i actually love it when i know something

the board is like me watching jeopardy.
i know a few answers to every fifth category. so it's really exciting when i get one right.


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Sex? I’ve never even met any phookers


Sucks for you.

The sex comes right after the ritual joint smoking and weed gifting at the meet ups.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:29 pm 
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I don’t fuck and tell BUT I do love when others tell their fuck stories.
So this is a p4l
(That annoys me because it takes just as long to type out PFL- which is proper)


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Damn delete, a. :lol:


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I don't even remember the login of one but do her first name. Was between the spac '04 shows (the night I met Spence for the only time).


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Damn delete, a. :lol:

yeah i saw that


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17?!?


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I had a great reply. But now it makes no sense.
I hate the delete option.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:36 pm 
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let's play match the number with the phooker
except i expected higher numbers from some of you
there's only (2) votes for people claiming more than 2 lovers.


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mr_bearcobb wrote:
17?!?

Following phish’s lead, I accomplished my sex year with 17 in 17. One at every show.


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feenom wrote:
Damn delete, a. :lol:



Sorry.

Felt like I was being rude.

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I'm the 4. One was someone I knew before phook, two I met here, one I had create a login and a list but she never posted.


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feenom wrote:
Damn delete, a. :lol:

yeah i saw that


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feenom wrote:
mr_bearcobb wrote:
17?!?

Following phish’s lead, I accomplished my sex year with 17 in 17. One at every show.



Must have made set breaks that much more fun


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feenom wrote:
Damn delete, a. :lol:



Sorry.

Felt like I was being rude.

I would never consider you rude. Regardless of what you say. Pretty much about anything. Ever.


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I know that I am tunnel buddies with at least one phooker.


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mr_bearcobb wrote:
I know that I am tunnel buddies with at least one phooker.



I was also aware of this fact.

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one of my phook conquests is a total hussy so I'm probably buddies with more of you than seems safe


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his number is apparently only three so i may be wrong


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BigJibboo wrote:
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I know that I am tunnel buddies with at least one phooker.



I was also aware of this fact.


The funny thing is that my tent was right next to theirs. Dead creek 2003


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mr_bearcobb wrote:
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I know that I am tunnel buddies with at least one phooker.



I was also aware of this fact.


The funny thing is that my tent was right next to theirs. Dead creek 2003



That’s the one. :lol:

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Ha. The stories that go around from 15 years ago...

Wasn't gugs up to like 8 or something?


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Ha. The stories that go around from 15 years ago...

Wasn't gugs up to like 8 or something?



Not sure the number, but between him and coz we’re just about all tunnel buddies.

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I WANT REAL STORIES. Not sentences between you three that belong in a text group. Ok?

SPILL IT.


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And was/is gugs a good looking fellow or just smooth af or both?


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Jersey trash.


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One phooker.. and it was life changing. Wood do again :heartbeating:


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Jersey trash.

He’s from jersey or are you saying I am for asking.

(Because I do think my question was shallow - which I am - but not trashy.)


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feenom wrote:
mr_bearcobb wrote:
17?!?

Following phish’s lead, I accomplished my sex year with 17 in 17. One at every show.


Dammit I apparently didn't make the cut after cinnamon night...

My number is 0 Phookettes


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Jersey trash.

He’s from jersey or are you saying I am for asking.

(Because I do think my question was shallow - which I am - but not trashy.)


From jersey. There was a group pic floating around with him naked

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One phooker.. and it was life changing. Wood do again :heartbeating:

Anytime


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Jersey trash.

He’s from jersey or are you saying I am for asking.

(Because I do think my question was shallow - which I am - but not trashy.)


From jersey. There was a group pic floating around with him naked


Sweet!
I like him already.


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He was a legend.


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He was a legend.

If he’s from jersey, I’m not surprised.


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Tier 1 state


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One phooker.. and it was life changing. Wood do again :heartbeating:

Anytime

Duds


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Who?


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sounds like early phook was a pussy hurricane


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