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 Post subject: Moms are the best
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I love this thread. Moms rule


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Moose_mom also knows how to keep me happy!


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Mine had two

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Nobody will ever love you like your mom loves you


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 Post subject: Re: Moms are the best
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Nobody will ever love you like your mom loves you


Why do you assume it's just one mom?

In Mississippi we know that nobody will ever love you like your moms

Get in this century gar

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look bro i'm a momma's boy and this thread tugs on my heartstrings' balls

your grovel threads do not tug on any of my emotional balls


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Moms are great. Mine was the greatest (my login is for her)

Actually My kids are tied with me for having the greatest

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I hope my boys turn into mama’s boys


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BonnieLee wrote:
Moms are great. Mine was the greatest (my login is for her)

Actually My kids are tied with me for having the greatest


Sweetest post ever. That last line tugged at my heart strings. I’m way more emo than crack.


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Yes, your mom is the best.

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Yes, your mom is the best.


Legend in her own time

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my mom is awesome, but I have met some who are straight up beeyotches


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 Post subject: Re: Moms are the best
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my mom is awesome, but I have met some who are straight up beeyotches


Take that shit to the "it takes more than giving birth to be a mom" thread.

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Yeah this is for Mom love only


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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way


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I don't understand why people celebrate their birthdays when it's your mother who did all the work. Give credit due where it belongs.

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Moms rule!! Mine just retired and I sent her some beautiful flowers


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My Mom is awesome. Just fucking awesome.


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my mom's the best


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 Post subject: Re: Moms are the best
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My Mom is awesome. Just fucking awesome.


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Moose_mom also knows how to keep me happy!


And her spelling ain’t too shabby either


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Moms are the best, indeed. I love mine.


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I heart Hot Moms.


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I love my mom, even if she sometimes calls me to describe her new window dressings in excruciating detail, and/or rant about Republicans when I don't feel like hearing about it.


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my heartstrings' balls


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Miss my mom.
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Glad to see I'm not the only 30 year old that mom still buys clothes for.


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CGriswald309B wrote:
my mom is awesome, but I have met some who are straight up beeyotches


My mom was a straight up beeyotch. Still miss her.


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Glad to see I'm not the only 30 year old that mom still buys clothes for.


Just this week my mom bought me tickets to

Harlem Globetrotters
Monster truck rally
Jason Isbell

Basically if I mentioned I am interested in something she says, "well I can use my StubHub/Ticketmaster/whatever account and get them"

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I fucking love being a mom. I got my very first unsolicited "I love you" yesterday. I cried real tears.


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No mom jokes aside, sounds like your Mom is a pretty amazing person Blee.


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No mom jokes aside, sounds like your Mom is a pretty amazing person Blee.


My mom is awesome. She owned a daycare for 30 years. It was cool growing up being raised by my mom and getting to go to a big daycare with other kids.

I literally have two people I am still very close to that I have known for 39 of my 40 years

But back to mom. She retired and sold the daycare 20 years ago when I had my first child. She wanted to be a full time grandmother.

She would do anything for children. Literally. Back in the day she would keep kids free if the parents had financial difficulty. Lots of times she brought kids home with her if the parents wanted a date night.

But what she has done for me is unbelievable. I wouldn't be sober without her support. Her name is Bonnie.

My kick ass mom + wharf rat is the story behind my login

My dad (who is the nicest, smartest, hardest working man in history) is retiring this year (51 years at the same company). They will probably move the 100 miles north to my current town to be closer to her grandkids.

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 Post subject: Re: Moms are the best
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Oh and she is also a kick ass business woman. I'm not talking about keeping kids in her house on the side. She started, built, and sold a large real daycare. Reason I went into finance was because of what she taught me. How to manage money and your career. She's insanely smart. She also knows more about college football than anyone here

My dad too. Grew up on a farm and Started in the stock room of a factory at 17. Bought trailer within walking distance of the factory so he could save money.

51 years later he is retiring as a director of international purchasing for the same company, which is now a big international company. Travels the world. Tells people what to do. It's baller

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And it should be noted I didn't turn into an asshole until I moved out

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lifepulse wrote:
I love this thread. Moms rule

Mt mom rocks.


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i got the best compliment at Lou's parent teacher conference. He is a monster at home but he was an angel at daycare and is following the same pattern in K

our P/T conf lasted 8 minutes. the teacher was like, he is doing really well, i have no concerns, he's hitting all of his mark. Do you have any questions?

im like, no. he seems to be thriving

and she said something to me that i have said to parents before:
if i have a son, i hope they are like Louis


i know for a fact that i had v little to do with that but it meant a lot to me


gdad- it breaks my heart for them


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and she said something to me that i have said to parents before:
if i have a son, i hope they are like Louis


You have told other parents that if they have a son, you hope he's like Louis?

That's odd. :?


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BonnieLee wrote:
Moms are great. Mine was the greatest (my login is for her)

Actually My kids are tied with me for having the greatest


Sweetest post ever. That last line tugged at my heart strings. I’m way more emo than crack.



Really just awesome.

She must be one damn fine woman to raise a son who appreciates her (and his own wife) like that. I kinda wanna meet blee’s mom now...


Really loving all the mom love in here. I can only hope my kids would say the same things about me if they were posting on a dbmb <3


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Berks straight up crushes it as a mom. It’s crazy to see how naturallly it all comes to her

Just an amazing example of a top tier Mom


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Get them logins so they can!


But then they’d know all my dirty secrets LOL










not really... they probably know most of them already


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