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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:45 am 
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Can we hear it for men? I mean in all the bullshit recently it’s easy to forget just how awesome we are. We really are the best. Where are my bros? Sound off!!

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I personally prefer the company of men.

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The vast majority of kick ass stuff in the world were made by men.

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BonnieLee wrote:
The vast majority of kick ass stuff in the world were made by men.


You go to any construction site in the world and it’s all dudes doing the work. Toughest most dangerous job in the world.

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browntrout wrote:
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The vast majority of kick ass stuff in the world were made by men.


You go to any construction site in the world and it’s all dudes doing the work. Toughest most dangerous job in the world.


We have literally invented, designed, built, and paid for the vast majority of cool shit ever made.

I think women did invent brail and sewing machines though.

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There a reason dudes films win all the awards...just sayin.

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I personally prefer the company of men.



Who Doesn't?


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 Post subject: Re: Men are the best
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If you make a list of the best humans in virtually every category it will be mostly men.

Best mountain climbers.
Best astronauts
Best football players
Best ship boat captains
Best spelunkers

The list goes on and on

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dont forget best list makers as well

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There a reason dudes films win all the awards...just sayin.


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 Post subject: Re: Men are the best
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I apologize. I was wrong.

Men did invent to sewing machine and brail.

Women invented peanut butter though (I think)

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BonnieLee wrote:
Women invented peanut butter though (I think)


George Washington Carver brah

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Huffpo has a list of 11 CRUCIAL things women invented.

It's actually a pretty cute list

Except on #1 they admit they don't know who invented beer but woman were alive then so they get some credit. And #11 was only half invented by a woman

So in huffpos top 11 things invented by men. Its really only 9.5.

Seriously

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/11 ... hank-women for_us_56d51097e4b0bf0dab3349e0


Beer, Thanks to lots of women! ...

The Square-Bottomed Paper Bag, Margaret Knight. ...

Dishwasher, Josephine Cochrane. ...

The Fire Escape, Anna Connelly. ...

Monopoly, Elizabeth Magie. ...

Windshield Wiper, Mary Anderson. ..

Chocolate Chip Cookies, Ruth Wakefield

The Solar Heated Home, Dr. Maria Telkes

COBOL grace hopper

Kevlar, Stephanie Kwolek

Stem Cell Isolation, Ann Tsukamoto (50%, the other half a man)

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I don't see fibromyalgia on there

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Not gonna lie. I'm a big fan of
The Square-Bottomed Paper Bag,

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JoeBuck wrote:
I don't see fibromyalgia on there


:lol:

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BonnieLee wrote:
JoeBuck wrote:
I don't see fibromyalgia on there


:lol:

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Man created jam bands.


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Probably also created Jam and bands

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 Post subject: Re: Men are the best
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BonnieLee wrote:
Probably also created Jam and bands

Lol of course we created bands. Can you imagine women getting along long enough to figure that out?

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 Post subject: Re: Men are the best
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Wait I got it.

Women did invent the consensual sexual encounter next day regret sexual assault claim reverse move.

Which is a brilliant move for any girl who wants attention

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BonnieLee wrote:
Wait I got it.

Women did invent the consensual sexual encounter next day regret sexual assault claim reverse move.

Which is a brilliant move for any girl who wants attention


wrong thread?

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Wait I got it.

Women did invent the consensual sexual encounter next day regret sexual assault claim reverse move.

Which is a brilliant move for any girl who wants attention


wrong thread?


No.

I am trying to make this man thread more welcoming for women

Asshole

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But back to men. I just googled it to be sure and it was confirmed.

Men are awesome

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Lol of course we created bands. Can you imagine women getting along long enough to figure that out?


lol

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18 Reasons Why Men are More Awesome Than Women

http://roogirl.com/18-reasons-why-men-a ... han-women/

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I just took a piss in the corner of a parking garage

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men are also better at donating a rib so women could be created

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men are also better at donating a rib so women could be created


We are also better at Apple craving suppression


And not turning paradise into a shithole

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BonnieLee wrote:
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men are also better at donating a rib so women could be created


We are also better at Apple craving suppression


see? it dates all the way back 6000 or millions of years ago, depending on your view in life.

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Thanks bro!

Men are great at getting along.

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Thanks bro!

Men are great at getting along.


Yep.

Love all you guys

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Solid thread. If men had boobs......


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Solid thread. If men had boobs......


Roll Tide motherfucker


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It's not a competition!

But yes men, mmmmmmmmmmm


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BonnieLee wrote:
nancytaube wrote:
Solid thread. If men had boobs......


Roll Tide motherfucker


Image


did stopgo give you permission to post his pic?

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Thought this thread would of been a two pager by now.


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Thought this thread would of been a two pager by now.


Men don’t waste a bunch of words.

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Thread needs pix


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shamus wrote:
Thread needs pix


Well since a gif of a thrusting stopgo is not enough for you, how bout pic of stopgo playing the ponies (yes this is the same dude as that gif. He's baller)

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