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 Post subject: Re: Yoyo87
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:13 pm 
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I’m 5’ 7 and I don’t like it.
(Is that midgetish?)


No... I'm the same height but I was trying to make BLee feel good. and Since we're the same height, it makes sense that we don't like it. at least to me


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JIMMYWILSON69 wrote:
feenom wrote:
I’m 5’ 7 and I don’t like it.
(Is that midgetish?)


No... I'm the same height but I was trying to make BLee feel good. and Since we're the same person, it makes sense that we don't like it. at least to me

Ftfu


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yeah there really are a lot of things we are dialed in on... :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:18 pm 
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feenom wrote:
JIMMYWILSON69 wrote:
feenom wrote:
I’m 5’ 7 and I don’t like it.
(Is that midgetish?)


No... I'm the same height but I was trying to make BLee feel good. and Since we're the same person, it makes sense that we don't like it. at least to me

Ftfu


You starts with a ‘Y’.


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 Post subject: Re: Yoyo87
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:18 pm 
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It was “us” silly man.


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Not for a woman


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:lol: :lol:

the 5'7" remark by Fee

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:20 pm 
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I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm so confused.

It's literally just like my sex life

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It's not really short for a guy either. I would say 5'5" and under

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The thing I like about 69 is when she's really into it and starts the mmmmmm while s'ing the d.


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69 is the second most overrated sexual act. It's hard to focus on both at the same time. Either my munching quality suffers or my bj enjoyment suffers.

And shower sex is #1 on the overrated list (but shower foreplay is awesome)


I agree with this post 100%



I'll 3rd it. Maybe its because Blee and I are midgets??

I’m 5’ 7 and I don’t like it.
(Is that midgetish?)


I think it's tall
Five seven is also a perfectly respectable height for a man.

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Though thread to be bearcobb


Lulz. No love lost nor sadness.


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BonnieLee wrote:
JIMMYWILSON69 wrote:
feenom wrote:
BonnieLee wrote:
69 is the second most overrated sexual act. It's hard to focus on both at the same time. Either my munching quality suffers or my bj enjoyment suffers.

And shower sex is #1 on the overrated list (but shower foreplay is awesome)


I agree with this post 100%



I'll 3rd it. Maybe its because Blee and I are midgets??


I thought that for years, but when we bought our current house it has a little seat in the shower so I thought Mrs blee on top in the shower would change everything.

It didn't.


The water does something to the friction. It makes it slippery in the wrong places and washes off the natural lube you do need

Shower oral is pretty hot though


I can't tell you how bummed I was to read the bolded part of your post. We too recently acquired a house with a shower seat & I have been quite looking forward to breaking it in. It saddens me to learn that shower seats do not enhance shower sex.


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 Post subject: Re: Yoyo87
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:17 pm 
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The good news is though, it greatly improves shower oral sex. For both.

Get a shower head that is detachable. Have her sit down and mix the shower head in with the munching.

You are welcome

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