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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:44 pm 
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seriously
don't google a recipe
don't realize how easy it is
don't put a little bit more cheese than the recipe says because fuck google you do what you want

because you will make like 200 cheez-its and will eat them all while they're still warm and gooey out of the oven and you will have post gluten remorse


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:46 pm 
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God dammit I've never considered doing this before... no I will


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:47 pm 
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don't


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:49 pm 
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i bet my Louis would love those


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:49 pm 
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JIMMY As your physician, I wouldn't normally recommend an alternative medicine therapy like this but I've read some journals lately that show some promising results.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:52 pm 
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Is it okay to dip the homemade cheez-it in pimento cheese spread?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:02 pm 
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JIMMYWILSON69 wrote:
Is it okay to dip the homemade cheez-it in pimento cheese spread?


don't do that either


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:08 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:24 pm 
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I feel like you should’ve posted pictures to up the desire a bit. Warm and gooey to describe cheez itz isn’t doing it.
Dammit.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:25 pm 
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feenom wrote:
I feel like you should’ve posted pictures to up the desire a bit. Warm and gooey to describe cheez itz isn’t doing it.
Dammit.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:36 pm 
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warm, slightly burnt cheez its
oh yeah!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:39 pm 
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feenom wrote:
I feel like you should’ve posted pictures to up the desire a bit. Warm and gooey to describe cheez itz isn’t doing it.
Dammit.
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i snorted them all into my mouth like they were cocaine and my mouth was Charlie Sheen's nose before i even had the idea to start this thread

surely you understand


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:41 pm 
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Yum. How about poofs?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:45 pm 
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I WOULD HAVE MADE A POOF THREAD ASSHOLE


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:01 am 
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funnily enough, tonite my wife made some crispy cheesy thing...and this kid remarked "tastes like cheezits". very tasty. could've eaten an entire block of cheese in this fashion.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:04 am 
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i see that my thread has made zero difference in the world


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:19 am 
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^ hey, that's my line

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:22 am 
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weed is a helluva drug


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crackmc wrote:
i see that my thread has made zero difference in the world


not only has it made zero difference, but it possibly could ruin lives


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:48 am 
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shaftyhead wrote:
weed is a helluva drug



Weed cheez-its kinda kill two birds with one stone


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:39 am 
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What do you guys think of the well-done Cheez-It they're putting out now? Still not well-done enough for me.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:59 am 
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As a kid I used to put cheez it’s on top of my desk lamp and cook them to well done


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:41 pm 
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garrison wrote:
feenom wrote:
I feel like you should’ve posted pictures to up the desire a bit. Warm and gooey to describe cheez itz isn’t doing it.
Dammit.
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Your genius is becoming apparent


Ty for this


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:50 pm 
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luvsphishes wrote:
As a kid I used to put cheez it’s on top of my desk lamp and cook them to well done


Wtflol.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:59 pm 
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you saw the 'before' photos
fat kids are analog food hackers


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mybodyguard wrote:
luvsphishes wrote:
As a kid I used to put cheez it’s on top of my desk lamp and cook them to well done


Wtflol.



Um I liked them well done. What’s the big deal?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:40 pm 
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you saw the 'before' photos
fat kids are analog food hackers

Exactly my first thought
:lol:


(Sorry, moose)


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:54 pm 
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crackmc wrote:
you saw the 'before' photos
fat kids are analog food hackers



Lol


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:57 pm 
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game knows game

when i was like 10yo i fried a hunk of cheddar in a non-stick pan and acted like i had harnessed electricity from a kite with a string attached to it


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:58 pm 
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Ok sure.

You took food and cooked it in appropriate kitchenware on a cooking appliance.

That's a far cry from incandescent bulb toasted cheez-its.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:00 pm 
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kid hacked his own ez-bake and you're tearing him down for it


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:01 pm 
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I personally think it's genius


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You have this pegged all wrong. If I'm tearing someone down, it looks a lot different than the mild bemusement expressed here.


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I was in third grade. Didn’t really have access to the oven

Wish I had thought to use my creepy crawler machine instead...


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whoa whoa whoa.... nobody said anything about pegging

did they?


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EZ Fake it till ya EZ Bake it

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