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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:27 pm 
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So during the day, a dress shirt may need to be tucked back in/adjusted, especially if you have a bit of a gut.
Doing this in the bathroom is acceptable in two places:

The stall or standing in front of the urinal if done quickly.
Not in front of the effing mirror!
Am I wrong?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:28 pm 
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Yes, you are wrong.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:28 pm 
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How many sinks?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:30 pm 
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mybodyguard wrote:
Yes, you are wrong.


:)

This guy had the total pants open tucking thing going on


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:31 pm 
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Even I am not this uptight


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:31 pm 
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mybodyguard wrote:
Yes, you are wrong.


So wrong. I don’t zip my pants at all until after I wash my hands. I come out with my pants and belt undone. Wash my hands. Then dry. Then I work on my shirt and belt.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:32 pm 
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flounder wrote:
mybodyguard wrote:
Yes, you are wrong.


:)

This guy had the total pants open tucking thing going on

completely acceptable in the bathroom


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:32 pm 
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I guess I am wrong. Who knew that could happen.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:33 pm 
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flounder wrote:
I guess I am wrong. Who knew that could happen.


Everyone?

So you tuck your shirt in before you wash your hands after wiping?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:35 pm 
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why would you touch your shirt before washing your hands.

and work on losing the gut.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:37 pm 
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junkbondking wrote:
why would you touch your shirt before washing your hands.

and work on losing the gut.


Work on being less of a dick


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:41 pm 
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Why do I care where anyone adjusts their shirt?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:41 pm 
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I am mainly talking about going into the bathroom just to fix the shirt.
I can't believe people duck walk out of the stall to wash their hands.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:42 pm 
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The nerve of some people, adjusting their appearance in front of a mirror like a bunch of goddamn savages.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:42 pm 
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flounder wrote:
I am mainly talking about going into the bathroom just to fix the shirt.
I can't believe people duck walk out of the stall to wash their hands.


That’s even weirder. You think someone should go into the stall just to adjust their shirt?

Are you super sexually repressed or something?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:42 pm 
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flounder wrote:
junkbondking wrote:
why would you touch your shirt before washing your hands.

and work on losing the gut.


Work on being less of a dick



I am. but it takes a lllloooonnngggg time. I said "excuse me" to a junkie who wobbled in front of me this morning.

small steps.


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browntrout wrote:
flounder wrote:
I am mainly talking about going into the bathroom just to fix the shirt.
I can't believe people duck walk out of the stall to wash their hands.


That’s even weirder. You think someone should go into the stall just to adjust their shirt?

Are you super sexually repressed or something?



And I gotta wait to shit so this sissy can fix his shirt in private?


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junkbondking wrote:
flounder wrote:
junkbondking wrote:
why would you touch your shirt before washing your hands.

and work on losing the gut.


Work on being less of a dick



I am. but it takes a lllloooonnngggg time. I said "excuse me" to a junkie who wobbled in front of me this morning.

small steps.

Hopefully you tripped him right after.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:14 pm 
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stukov wrote:
Even I am not this uptight

:lol:

why is it weird to adjust your shirt in front of a mirror?
is that not what a mirror is for?
and in a same-gendered bathroom, why bother with ducking into a stall to do so?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:15 pm 
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browntrout wrote:
junkbondking wrote:
flounder wrote:
junkbondking wrote:
why would you touch your shirt before washing your hands.

and work on losing the gut.


Work on being less of a dick



I am. but it takes a lllloooonnngggg time. I said "excuse me" to a junkie who wobbled in front of me this morning.

small steps.

Hopefully you tripped him right after.



I thought about pushing him in front of a regional bus for a quick second. but then I felt bad for the driver who would have to fill out too much paperwork.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:16 pm 
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Tucking in your shirt for work lol


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:55 pm 
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junkbondking wrote:
flounder wrote:
junkbondking wrote:
why would you touch your shirt before washing your hands.

and work on losing the gut.


Work on being less of a dick



I am. but it takes a lllloooonnngggg time. I said "excuse me" to a junkie who wobbled in front of me this morning.

small steps.

That is funny


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:15 pm 
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Ups,
It is the question of full unbottoned, underwear showing readjustment. Some guys do it out in the open of the bathroom. I apparently am more prudish about it


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:20 pm 
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flounder wrote:
Ups,
It is the question of full unbottoned, underwear showing readjustment. Some guys do it out in the open of the bathroom. I apparently am more prudish about it


Are you the guy who refused to shower after gym in middle school? Or better get wore a t shirt and swim trunks?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:23 pm 
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browntrout wrote:
mybodyguard wrote:
Yes, you are wrong.


So wrong. I don’t zip my pants at all until after I wash my hands. I come out with my pants and belt undone. Wash my hands. Then dry. Then I work on my shirt and belt.


no shower?


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flounder wrote:
Ups,
It is the question of full unbottoned, underwear showing readjustment. Some guys do it out in the open of the bathroom. I apparently am more prudish about it


I've seen men tuck in their shirts and I can't imagine that enough underwear shows to duck into a stall
I totally get that some are shy but I see it more as the intimacy of the act of getting 'dressed' than what is revealed (ex: taking off/putting on a belt when going through airport security seems such an intimate act to me even though no real clothing is removed)

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:39 pm 
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Three sinks and it’s fine. Or if there is a wall mirror


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:54 pm 
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i usually adjust my shirt in the Z-room...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:54 am 
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I’m not spending extra time in a public restroom nor do I mind what other people do with their clothes

I readjust clothes in an office or not at all


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:46 am 
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Dunno what’s worse.
An adult needed to post this question
Or the amount of replies


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:01 am 
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browntrout wrote:
flounder wrote:
Ups,
It is the question of full unbottoned, underwear showing readjustment. Some guys do it out in the open of the bathroom. I apparently am more prudish about it

Or better get wore a t shirt and swim trunks?

I made a thread about this and got ripped apart


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:11 am 
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LOL I bet you drive home to poop


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:28 am 
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Basically everything on Phishhook gets destroyed and ripped apart. LOL


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:40 am 
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so you guys won't even touch your shirt or buckle your belt after taking a dump?
you think your dick is cleaner?


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My dicks plenty clean when your mailbox ms around


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:44 am 
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luvsphishes wrote:
My dicks plenty clean when your mailbox ms around


my mailbox has multiple sclerosis?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:02 pm 
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flounder wrote:
So during the day, a dress shirt may need to be tucked back in/adjusted, especially if you have a bit of a gut.
Doing this in the bathroom is acceptable in two places:

The stall or standing in front of the urinal if done quickly.
Not in front of the effing mirror!
Am I wrong?

Super wrong. And i would suggest doing your best to not pay attention to what hrown men do it the bathroom. You arent a woman. Men use public bathroom facilities as if they were their own home facility. Acting as though there is nobody else there. And certainly the men in the restroom you found yourself in were not giving any thought to other men. They think about women. They arent expecting some queer eye for the straight guy shit going on in there. Lol


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browntrout wrote:
flounder wrote:
I am mainly talking about going into the bathroom just to fix the shirt.
I can't believe people duck walk out of the stall to wash their hands.


That’s even weirder. You think someone should go into the stall just to adjust their shirt?

Are you super sexually repressed or something?

This was my very first thought. Something repressed or homosexual to this obsession.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:11 pm 
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Are we ready for the ‘Proper adjustment of shit’ parody yet?


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go for it!


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hzarkov2133 wrote:
LOL I bet you drive home to poop


I remember that...


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toda wrote:
luvsphishes wrote:
My dicks plenty clean when your mailbox ms around


my mailbox has multiple sclerosis?



Dammit!


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