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I was laying in bed and heard a scuffle in my son’s room. It was 8am. He comes running down with his backpack. I ask, “What the hell are you doing?” He then realizes that it is Saturday. I wish I kept my mouth shut just to see how far he’d go.


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Solid twitter troll job :lol:
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Threw my back out. No bueno.


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https://www.boredpanda.com/dog-puppy-coyote-kayla-eby/
My sister loves it tho


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a guy handed me this as I walked out of my apartment building last night. ah, the joys of staying in a semi red-light district

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Tony seems like a guy that makes things happen


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That's good to know it's a reasonable charge :lol:


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crackmc wrote:
Tony seems like a guy that makes things happen


Tony: You need lady friend for tonight? (as he hands me the card)

Me: I am going to meet a lady friend now. Thanks though. (go to hand the card back, but read it and laugh)

Me: Hmmmm...maybe I will keep it for later.

Tony: winks


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I wonder how many eggs this house will get:

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You know I could not be much higher but we need bird feet.

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just spotted a small dark, worm-like creature in my toilet bowl. not sure if it came from me, but I guess it is time to take some de-worming pills just in case.


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And just like that, grateful bear wins the thread.


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You know those Facebook words that are highlighted, like 'congratulations' and 'xoxo'? Click them and stuff happens on screen? I just discovered that 'rad' is one of those words. Type it and enjoy!


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I've been having the best sex ever lately and I finally figured out why. I was taking a shower and washing my balls and realized I have grown a third distinct testicle. This is awesome. I didn't know you could do that.


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wait, wut? What was that? who is that kid?


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Yes thats RuPaul Andre Charles in the video for Love Shack by the B-52’s and it was really his first mainstream appearance long before Supermodel and all. RPAC lived in Atlanta for awhile and got his start in drag there, and that’s how he knew the B-52’s

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Before Pickle Surprise?


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Before Pickle Surprise?



Yup even before that. That was around 90-91 once he had moved to NYC and hooked up with Lady Bunny

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order here: https://brtside.com/ think it's in oregon only tho


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I have a student who is really lazy. He's a smart kid and his English has improved a lot since I met him. But again, he's really fucking lazy. He basically refuses to write anything. The following happened a few days ago:

Me (to the class): Well, many people like cats because (student cuts me off)

Lazy but smart kid: Ugh. I hate cats. They just sit and do nothing. So lazy!

Me: Yeah. I know what you mean.


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What a week. Thursday I interviewed for a new position. It’d be for a senior position at a startup. I’d have to move the family back to Chicago. And pay would be about equal considering cost of living but a big stack of stock options. Really considering it but also a bit nervous.

Today I found a large crack in my basement wall that has been leaking. Called a concrete company to come out and look at it. I ended up ripping out 3x4 of the drywall. Just nervous what they think it’s going to cost. It looks small and like it’s been patched before if that means anything.

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New video from OK Go:



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What a week. Thursday I interviewed for a new position. It’d be for a senior position at a startup. I’d have to move the family back to Chicago. And pay would be about equal considering cost of living but a big stack of stock options. Really considering it but also a bit nervous.

Today I found a large crack in my basement wall that has been leaking. Called a concrete company to come out and look at it. I ended up ripping out 3x4 of the drywall. Just nervous what they think it’s going to cost. It looks small and like it’s been patched before if that means anything.


When do you need to let them know by? Good luck with your foundation

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NASA's aerosol simulation from this past hurricane season. They weren't trying to track or plot the hurricanes, but they got them anyway:



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after years of recording shows with a pair of huge ass mics i now have a stealth hat rig (Audio Technica 831 > Tascam DR-40)
can't wait to stand under the mirror ball at the Fillmore next weekend @ LL
and then at Sweetwater in January @ Los Hidalgos


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after years of recording shows with a pair of huge ass mics i now have a stealth hat rig (Audio Technica 831 > Tascam DR-40)
can't wait to stand under the mirror ball at the Fillmore next weekend @ LL
and then at Sweetwater in January @ Los Hidalgos



Now you can introduce yourself as Mike Stand.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
COUGH COUGH


sorry


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anybody got the link to the dad joke thread? :D


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Went to a party tonight with the wife.
We were a week early.


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Went to a party tonight with the wife.
We were a week early.


LOL oh man


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:lol: nice


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Yeah, it was awkward. Next week will probably be as well.


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My lady friend had some ex-colleagues who were visiting from Laos so we met up with them for dinner. Sooooooooo much food. And I don't even really like seafood.

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