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you mean stuff you want to post but isn't worth posting at all


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i'm dealing with a file about a guy named darnell.

eta - and the next guy is Damon... :lol:


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Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long


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About three months ago I had a problem with students in my class saying "What the fuck". My co-teacher talked to them (in Vietnamese) and I'm not sure what she told them but they stopped. However, the grade 1 teacher is having problems with kids in her class so it came up in the weekly staff meeting.

Then, two days after the meeting this happens...

Me: Okay, who can tell me a word that ends in X that is a number?

Student: Six!

Me: Very good. Six. (I then write it on the board.)

Me: Who can tell me an animal that looks a little like a dog and ends in the letter X?

Student: Fox!

Me: Very good. Fox.

Other student: What the fox?

Me (with an angry look on my face): What did you say?

Student: I say fox, no fuck. No fuck.

Me: Don't say fox or fuck. Full stop.

Student: Okay, okay, okay.

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If you don't figure out a way to incorporate We Want The Fox... Gotta Have Tha Fox into your next class, you will be doing them all a disservice.


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anyone seen the Trainspotting sequel? any good?


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Indonesian man found dead inside giant python

"We were immediately suspicious that the snake had swallowed Akbar because around the site we found palm fruit, his harvesting tool and a boot"


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/indonesian-man-found-dead-inside-giant-python/ar-BBz0GCp?li=BBnbfcL


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HEY TAXI!!!!!

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yall are no fun


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Ummm..


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apparently there is a String Cheese Incident cover band in Texas called the The Cream Cheese Accident

http://liveforlivemusic.com/news/cream-cheese-accident-kyle-hollingsworth/


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I'll give them points for the name.


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I'm flying down to Saigon tomorrow morning to meet a lady friend. Just got a message saying, "Bad news. Today is the first day of my period."

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Oh well, unlike 95% of the woman I've met here she really likes beer (craft beer too) and speaks/understands English well. So, it won't be a total loss.


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:lol:

Uh...nothing moose. Nothing at all.


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is that laura dern??


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Sturgill Simpson: Metamodern Sounds in Country Music for $11 shipped (if you have Prime)

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Got duped today by the used tire place, sign out front says used tires $20 each,
I was in the market for 3
They pull 3 tires for me all in great shape, guy says it's $20 per tires plus $15 to install.($75)

As soon as they started to install said tires dude says let's go up to my office and you can pay.....hands me a bill for $105....
I question the total and he shows me the charges...turns out dude wanted $15 per tire to install....
at this point tires were already on vehicle and what am I supposed to do refuse to pay the extra $30 and drive across town to the other shady used tire racket

don't even care bout the $$$$ just pissed they pulled on over on me and I didn't have the energy to protest

really what can u expect from used tire hawckers tho
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Got duped today by the used tire place, sign out front says used tires $20 each,
I was in the market for 3
They pull 3 tires for me all in great shape, guy says it's $20 per tires plus $15 to install.($75)

As soon as they started to install said tires dude says let's go up to my office and you can pay.....hands me a bill for $105....
I question the total and he shows me the charges...turns out dude wanted $15 per tire to install....
at this point tires were already on vehicle and what am I supposed to do refuse to pay the extra $30 and drive across town to the other shady used tire racket

don't even care bout the $$$$ just pissed they pulled on over on me and I didn't have the energy to protest

really what can u expect from used tire hawckers tho
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used tires, huh?


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yessir, they come off totaled out vehicles and still have a lotta life left in em
plus there's no way I'm putting new tires on a 20 year old vehicle


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tires are a pretty important component of a vehicle.


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They're the things on the car that make contact with the road.


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I just now realized we are gonna be living in the 20's soon. Hopefully.


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I'm crushing White Claw hard seltzers right now.


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I'm crushing White Claw hard seltzers right now.

Are those any good?


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