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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:17 pm 
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i ate half a hit of acid this morning


Did you !!!???
Awesome!!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:54 pm 
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seriously?

never know when crack is pulling our collective leg


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by yourself? do anything? what was the occasion? did you just have some acid laying around?


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i fell into a five strip recently
had the house to myself, it's pouring rain, surrounded by comforts
most of the day has been spent on the sofa listening to music w/ BBC Earth on mute


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pretty awesome, man.

still in it or fading away now?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:08 pm 
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i'm still a little wavy but i never went full blown intergalactic
half dose, 30mg edible, few puffs of hash oil every once in a while
i'm 6 hours in so it's a glide from here


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:43 pm 
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Now you know....next time whole tab


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:44 pm 
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cruise control on psychadelics is the right way to do it.... good on ya crack.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:48 pm 
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Oh...and ...next time.....it ...is.....worth it's own thread.

just sayin'

OR!!!!

I'll dose with you and we can do that cruisin' vid.......


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:50 pm 
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crackmc wrote:
i'm still a little wavy but i never went full blown intergalactic
half dose, 30mg edible, few puffs of hash oil every once in a while
i'm 6 hours in so it's a glide from here


I'm glad glad glad that you're a glide


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So we r at a restaurant. I says to my wife I says, "That's Wilco" when I hear There's A Light come on the speakers. My dad says, "you know who's singing?"
I say "uhh yea. Jeff Tweedy"
He says "Tom Petty"
I laugh and assure him its Jeff Tweedy.
Later I'm realizing my dad not only still thinks he's right and I don't know something so "obvious", but that he also thinks I mean the same person but for some reason call Tom Petty, Jeff Tweedy. And thats WORSE!

How do I remedy this situation? He must know Im not the idiot he thinks I am. An idiot to be sure. Just not THAT idiot.


He has no idea who Wilco or Jeff Tweedy are.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:39 pm 
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become friends with Jeff Tweedy
invite him to dinner with your dad at that same restaurant
have Jeff play 'There's A Light' right after the appetizer is served
then say to your dad CALL HIM TOM DAD I FUCKING DARE YOU


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Now THAT is a plan I can get behind. You should be a life coach


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Listening to former NFL quarterback Tom Flick give a talk on leadership.
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Love Kum & Go. I mean, it's no Casey's General Store, but it's pretty great.


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It is written, "he who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth." Don't ask me why egg salad; I have enough aggravation.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:24 pm 
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I'm such a sucker for these time lapse vids. This one's top notch.



“Knowing that our existence is nothing in the vastness of the universe, motivates me to work hard and make a difference in the world.”

That makes no sense right? It motivates me to be a hedonist if anything. Cool vid though.


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Had a babysitter flake out on me tonight. First non-family to ever watch the kiddos. Wife and I agreed it was getting weird with the folks and that we need someone a bit more transactional. Found this woman through work and the wife was already on edge. 30 minutes late I facebooked her and she said she had been trying to confirm with me through my work email. There are like 5 ways should could have tracked me down. Wtf?

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what was getting weird with your folks?


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what was getting weird with your folks?


My parents are fairly un-reliable. 5:00 has them showing up at 5:15 and we need to be back at 8 because they scheduled something immediately afterward. They also don't follow directions really well so the kids will be all over the place when we get back.

Her parents are nosey and invasive. So we'll get questions about rashes, why we have certain meds around the house, why the luggage is out ect. Then if the answers aren't good enough it blows up between us and them.

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Fuck, I totally get why you guys want a babysitter.


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My wife's dad moved from Texas to 1.5 miles away when he found out she was Pregnant. He's super-reliable. He watches Miles Monday and Tuesday every week (and won't take a dime). My mom also loves to watch him, but my wife doesn't like to leave him over there too often, partly because she's got a bad back and can't really pick him up very well (he's 2.5), but mostly because she's a super-religious Trump supporter who won't listen to reason. She's so gravely upset that my sister's knee probably needs surgery, but she's uninsured and can't get the surgery. We told her that if she wanted to help, she could either pay for it herself or vote liberal. She got super offended. We're all saying "Look, if you don't want to help, don't pretend you care." White baby-boomers are the WORST fucking generation.


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[quote="GratefulDad"]Now you know....next time whole tab[/quote]

2 is where it's at, espically home alone


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I am looking for work next year and saw there were some openings at a school in Albania. I googled "living in Albania" and found some threads about expat experiences in Albania.

I am an American, and was living in Albania for eight months as part of a volunteer experience (that ended in July of this year). It is a beautiful country with beautiful people. I want to return very much, but I don't know how. My Albanian guy friend who is interested in me wanted to come to America to be with me, but it is too difficult for him to get an American visa. If I were to return to Albania, can I get employment there? I speak very poor Albanian, despite having lived there for 8 months, because I was in a village near Durres.

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Being an American will help you to find job in Tirana for sure. They are some companies who would love to employe people who speak fluent English.
However find out of your friend is desperate to live in USA or be with you in Albania.
If he is desperate to go to USA then you should understand that he sees you as a bridge to pass to his dream USA.
Then you either should marry him if you feel for him or never come back to Albania.
In Albania there is not such things as being a friend with the opposite sex. We are not yet as open minded as you.
You are either a girlfriend or you are not. Being American is big bonus for him. He would love to have you in his side.
So ask your heart. If he is really nice guy than marry him. Albanian man usually are faithful husbands. If you are fat and ugly then he will leave you after he gets his green card or USA citizenship. If you are beautiful then feel no more. He will never leave you.

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What exactly is an Imagine Dragon?
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Albania?

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Yeah, I think I could do two years in Albania. I've spent nearly 7 in Asia. I wouldn't mind a change.


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crackmc wrote:
i fell into a five strip recently
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most of the day has been spent on the sofa listening to music w/ BBC Earth on mute


Man that takes me back ... Wish those days were still an option ...I get all misty eyed sometimes when I realize certain moments have passed and are never coming back again ! :cry:


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Saw this as I was walking to school this afternoon. It made me chuckle.

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Anitrak wrote:
toda wrote:
what was getting weird with your folks?


My parents are fairly un-reliable. 5:00 has them showing up at 5:15 and we need to be back at 8 because they scheduled something immediately afterward. They also don't follow directions really well so the kids will be all over the place when we get back.

Her parents are nosey and invasive. So we'll get questions about rashes, why we have certain meds around the house, why the luggage is out ect. Then if the answers aren't good enough it blows up between us and them.

Ugh. I angry just reading that shit. Very relatable.


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On Saturday Vietnam lost to Uzbekistan in the finals for the U23 Asian Cup Final (football/soccer). It was a HUGE deal here. Throngs of people were out in the street when they one the quarter and semi-finals, and even though they lost the championship (at the last minute) the people here were still very proud and thousands upon thousands of people were celebrating in the streets and went to the airport to meet them when they arrived back from China.

They flew back on a Vietnamese budget airline called Vietjet. On the flight back they decided to have bikini clad women walking up and down the aisles. Below is a clip taken on said flight:



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this is what San Francisco looks like from Bay Farm Island (just north of OAK airport)

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Every time I see it, I still can't believe how ugly that Salesforce Tower is. Totally jacked up one of the world's great skylines. Fuck that thing.


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you prefer your skyscrapers circumcised, eh?


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Every time I see it, I still can't believe how ugly that Salesforce Tower is. Totally jacked up one of the world's great skylines. Fuck that thing.



yeah it blocks 345 cal almost totally from the pic.


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Had the pleasure of driving this asshole last night.

You weren’t supposed to be here until 6:30. We’ll be out in five minutes.

After he gets in the cab...

Hey, we have a 6:45 reservation. Can you kind of step on it?

Fuck you.


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